Jokes to make you smile

儿子和父亲的对话




儿子：爸，我怎么会来到这世界？

爸爸(上网中)：迟点再说给你知道好吗？

儿子：为什么不现在说？说啦~

爸爸(像回忆起一段往事)：好啦，好啦，你听清楚啦~


'有一天，你爸妈在房里上网时，你爸Connect去你妈那，而你吗从我这Memory Stick里Download了些东西。当你爸Upload完后，发现自己没开Firewall，你妈又没Antivirus。那时我想Delete时已经太迟了，九个月后你就来到这世界啦，儿子你明不明呀？'

儿子:原来我是病毒(Virus)

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Condom says to Kotex,
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies,
"If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months"

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A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked:
"Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"

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Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper too, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!

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Mr Sam just married. When baby was born, the baby eyes were big and blue,
hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG.

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A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"

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Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied:
"MASTURBATING." (master bathing)